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April 8, 2013

Helen asks…

So Uncle Paddy is off to work in Spain. Before he goes he thinks he’d better learn some Spanish…?

The Spanish teacher asks “Paddy, how long till you go to live in Spain?”
He replies” Two weeks”
The teacher says “It’s too late now to learn properly. The only advice I can give is to speak SLOWLY & LOUDLY when you get there”
On his arrival in Spain, Paddy goes into a bar & says to the barman, very slowly & loudly “Hello…Could -I -have- a -pint-of beer-please?”
The barman smiles & serves him then says in exactly the same way “Enjoy-your-beer-sir”
During the next hour or so, they swap chit-chat in the same way.
Eventually, Paddy leans across to the barman & says “Are- you-from-Ireland-too?”
The barman replies “Yes- I-am”
Paddy says “Then why are we talking in Spanish?”

Administrator answers:

Silly Irish.
STAR

Donald asks…

Spanish – Translate this dialogue without a program please :( ?

can anyone translate this without using a translator?

Waiter- Hi, are you ready to order?

Customer- Yes, what are your specials today?

Waitor – Today our specials are swan soup and salmon sandwhiches.

Customer – What do you recommend?

Waitor – I recomend swan soup with a salad.

Customer – That sounds great. I‘ll have that with a beer!

Waitor – Sure thing, your food will be ready in about 10 minutes.

Customer – Alright, thank you.

—-

Waitor- Hi again.. here’s your food.

Customer- I didn’t order this

Waitor- Sorry sir, I brought you the wrong dish.

Customer- No problem.

Waitor- Here’s your swan soup. Sorry about that.

Customer- Thank you.

Administrator answers:

Mesero – Hola, está listo para pedir?

Cliente – Sí, cuáles son los platos especiales del día de hoy?

Mesero – Hoy nuestros especiales son sopa de cisne y sándwiches de sálmon

Cliente – Cuál recomiendas?

Mesero – Te recomiendo la sopa de cisne con una ensalada.

Cliente – Me suena perfecto. Dáme eso y una cerveza!

Mesero – De una, su comida estará lista en diez minutos.

Cliente – Bueno, gracias.

Mesero – Aquí estamos.

Cliente – No pedí eso.

Mesero – Perdóneme señor, te trajiste el plato equivocado.

Cliente – No hay problema.

Mesero – Aquí está tu sopa de cisne. Lo siento de nuevo.

Cliente – Gracias.

Mary asks…

Can someone please translate this song from Beyonce… If I were a boy into SPANISH?

If you could translate this song in Spanish, correctly, with no misspelled words, and do not copy and paste it to a “free” translator…they don’t seem to translate correctly…I‘ve tried it and it really sucks…now if you have a program to translate that you’ve paid for then give it a try. I will give you the best answer if you send me the correct one!

If I Were A Boy lyrics

If I were a boy
Even just for a day
I’d roll out of bed in the morning
And throw on what I wanted and go
Drink beer with the guys
And chase after girls
I’d kick it with who I wanted
And I’d never get confronted for it
Because they’d stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I’d be a better man
I’d listen to her
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cause he’s taken you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed
If I were a boy

I would turn off my phone
Tell everyone its broken
So they think
that I was sleeping alone
I’d put myself first
And make the rules as I go
Cause I know that she’d be faithful
Waiting for me to come home (to come home)

If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I’d be a better man
I’d listen to her
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cause he’s taken you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed

It’s a little too late for you to come back
Say its just a mistake
Think I forgive you like that
If you thought I would wait for you
You thought wrong

But you’re just a boy
You don’t understand (and you don’t understand)
How it feels to love a girl
Someday you’ll wish you were a better man
You don’t listen to her
You don’t care how it hurts
Until you lose the one you wanted
Cause you’ve taken her for granted
And everything you had got destroyed
But you’re just a boy…

Administrator answers:

Here you gooo…. Hope this helps!

Si era un muchacho Incluso apenas por un día Desarrollaría de cama por la mañana Y tiro en a lo que quise y voy Cerveza de la bebida con los individuos Y persecución después de muchachas La golpearía con el pie con quién quise Y nunca conseguiría enfrentado para ella Porque se pegarían para arriba para mí Si era un muchacho Pienso que podría entender Cómo siente para amar a una muchacha Juro que sería un mejor hombre Escucharía ella La causa I sabe lastima Cuando usted pierde el usted quiso Causa él le ha tomado para concedido Y todo que usted tuvo destruido Si era un muchacho Apagaría mi teléfono Diga a cada uno su quebrado Piensan tan que dormía solamente Me pondría primero Y haga las reglas como voy La causa I sabe que ella sería fiel Esperándome para volver a casa (volver a casa) Si era un muchacho Pienso que podría entender Cómo siente para amar a una muchacha Juro que sería un mejor hombre Escucharía ella La causa I sabe lastima Cuando usted pierde el usted quiso Causa él le ha tomado para concedido Y todo que usted tuvo destruido Es poco una demasiado atrasada para que usted se vuelva dice su apenas un error Piense que le perdono tengo gusto de eso Si usted pensara le esperaría Usted pensó mal Pero you’ re apenas un muchacho Usted no entiende (y usted no entiende) cómo siente para amar a una muchacha Usted deseará algún día que usted fuera un mejor hombre Usted no escucha ella Usted no cuida cómo lastima Hasta que usted pierda el usted quiso Causa you’ VE tomada la para concedido Y todo que usted tuvo destruido Pero you’ re apenas un muchacho…

Nancy asks…

I was in Italy on March 29th, 2010 and a man at the Spanish Steps photographed me. Can you help me find him?

I know, I know nothing about him.

He was drinking a beer on the Spanish Steps at around 3:30pm, and he took a photo of me with a Canon D-SLR. I do have a photo of him: http://fav.me/d2o651v

If any of you have any clue of who he is, or know of photo sites that I can search for photos of (I‘ve tried searching for all the photos of the Spanish Steps on that day on Flickr, no luck), please let me know.

http://fav.me/d2o651v

Thanks so much, I know this is so vague!
Well, maybe some people on here on photographers and know who he is. I‘ve found shots online of people I know, randomly on Flickr.

Administrator answers:

Maybe he was Don Juan?

Hugs not drugs :)

Laura asks…

Spanish vs Americans: what do you think? Hilarious!?

Spanish vs Americans

In fact registered a conversation between the Spaniards and the Americans at a frequency
“Extreme situations in sea navigation channel 106 in the Strait of Finisterra
(Galicia). October 16, 1997

Spanish:
(Noise in the background) … says A-853, please, turn 15 degrees to
south to avoid collision with us. You are coming straight at us, distance 25
nautical miles.

Americans:
(Noise in the background) … encourage you to turn 15 degrees to the north, to
avoid a collision with us.

Spanish:
The answer is negative. Again, rotate 15 degrees to the south to avoid
collision.

Americans (another voice): You are talking to the captain of the United States
America. Turn 15 degrees to the north to avoid collision.

Spanish:
We do not consider your proposal neither feasible nor appropriate, we advise you to turn
15 degrees south to avoid colliding with us.

Americans (very angry):
You are talking to Captain James Howard, at the aircraft carrier USS LINCOLN, THE MILITARY
United States Navy, America’s second largest warship
North American fleet. We are escorted by 2 cruisers, 6 destroyers four submarines
And numerous amphibious support vessels. I advise you not to, I hereby order CHANGE YOUR COURSE
15 degrees North. Otherwise we will be forced take the necessary
To ensure the safety of our ship. PLEASE IMMEDIATELY Remove from
Our course! “

Spanish:
Since you said Juan Manuel Salas Alkantra. We are 2 persons. We are escorted by our
dog, dinner, 2 beers and a canary, which is now asleep.
We are supported by the radio station “Cadena Dial de La Coruna”, and the channel 106 “Extreme
situation in the sea. “We are not going to move anywhere, given that we are on
land and is a beacon of A-853 Finisterra Strait coast of Galicia. We
do not have the slightest idea what place we occupy among the Spanish
beacons.
You can take all f… effective steps which you deem necessary and to do all that
want to ensure the safety of your f… ship, which is broken
pieces on the rocks. So once again strongly recommend that you make the most
sensible thing: change your course 15 degrees south to avoid collision.

Americans:
OK, understood, thanks

Source:http://www.theoldbreed.com/showthread.php?t=23821

Administrator answers:

I <3 native real Americans

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